too funny not to share! July 5, 2008
for my loyal pet, Bisquit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line
when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had,
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
had poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an IrishSetter’s
arse and a car hit us both.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say.