i like number 11 the most!! ha ha

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
 1.  Eat less  
 2.  Don’t ask for money all the time  
 3.  Are easier to train  
 4.  Usually come when called  
 5.  Never drive your car  
 6.  Don’t hang out with drug-using friends  
 7.  Don’t smoke or drink  
 8.  Don’t worry about having to buy the latest fashions  
 9.  Don’t wear your clothes  
10.  Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and  
11.  If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.